lucyglick:

The only thing better than all the insane faces Jennifer Holliday made in that American Idol performance was the reaction from Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson

oooohhhhh, amandaaaaaaa…..

Walmart summer dress city!  no, i will NOT pay more than 16 dollars for a summery garment!

Walmart summer dress city! no, i will NOT pay more than 16 dollars for a summery garment!

ghostsignals:

What does?

having a smarmy and pretentious attitude. 

ghostsignals:

What does?

having a smarmy and pretentious attitude. 


Sindri Eldon (by The Reykjavík Grapevine)



it weirds me RIGHT out that this is Bjork’s fucking son!!

Sindri Eldon (by The Reykjavík Grapevine)

it weirds me RIGHT out that this is Bjork’s fucking son!!

(via beardsftw)

The Banger Sisters

  • Michelle: Hey guys! We should watch The Breakfast Club! We can all dress up as a character! Christa... You can obviously be Bender!
  • Christa: Cool.
  • Ria: (shrugs) Well... I guess that means I have to be Zoidberg....
  • Blank stares...
i like this because i like books and i like to travel.  i also like licence plates, so that’s a bonus too.  
i agree with the statement whole heartily.  there is so much to see in the world.  i think it’s weird if you are satisfied with only your immediate surroundings.  
i like to think that parts of my soul are scattered around the planet, and i need to find those parts before i die to be a complete person… or something stupid like that.  
go see the world!  you might find little parts of your soul where you never expected to find them. 

i like this because i like books and i like to travel.  i also like licence plates, so that’s a bonus too.  

i agree with the statement whole heartily.  there is so much to see in the world.  i think it’s weird if you are satisfied with only your immediate surroundings.  

i like to think that parts of my soul are scattered around the planet, and i need to find those parts before i die to be a complete person… or something stupid like that.  

go see the world!  you might find little parts of your soul where you never expected to find them. 

(via raincitynerd)

this is one of my very favorite songs of all time.  

i remember the day my uncle jeff brought the Edie Brickell And The New Bohemians disc into our house.  i listened to it on repeat.  i don’t know why, it just struck a chord with me.  the whole cd.  

but most of all the title track from the album, Ghost Of A Dog, made me very happy.  it’s very short and gentle.

if i were ever a performer, i would cover this song.  with a full band.


(note: this video is kinda weird.  it sorta chopped the song up.  but it was the only one on youtube, so…) 

WOW!!  FATHOMS!! over 4000 views in just a couple of days!! if you haven’t taken the time to watch the fathoms video yet… then please do so! maybe they can get to 5000 views by the end of the weekend!! remember, if you like the song and or video, please “reblog” so that your friends can watch it too!!

i am so super proud and happy for the husbando and kevin!

www.wearefathoms.com

How to tell the difference between different genres of metal

  • POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
  • THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
  • HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
  • FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
  • VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
  • DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
  • BLACK METAL: The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
  • GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
  • DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
  • PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
  • GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
  • NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Happy 420, you dopes!

(It’s a recognized holiday in this house, I can make fun of it all I want) 

(via jejune-stars)

wearefathoms:

Twenty Twenty, Two : The Video

here you have it folks, months of hard work by so many people.  thank you to everyone involved with the project.  it has been the best experience of our musical careers.  

Produced by Jeet Samra & Ghost Signal Records
Directed by David Langlois 

please watch this music video!  it’s my husband’s band, Fathoms!  i think it’s pretty awesome!

www.wearefathoms.com 

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